A special guest feature by Mrs. freepretzels, offering a counterbalance to the recent “Prove Me Wrong, America!” articles.

Who cares if black men prefer white women? All men prefer white women. Except white men, who prefer Asian women. The real question is: do white women prefer black men?

Of course they do. Because take that, daddy!

Because he may have no car, no job, and no dental insurance, but that’s just because he isn’t compensating for anything.

Seriously though, did you not read the “Do Black Men Prefer Fat Women” article?